20 things you think while driving late to VHS
- Alright, I should probably leave soon considering it’s 7:50am.
- Let’s listen to some music.
- Why are all stations just having talk sessions right now?
- Did I do my English homework?
- It’s okay I’ll just do it when I come home for study lunch.
- WHY ARE YOU DRIVING SO SLOW?!
- It’s okay garbage truck take your time we don’t have places to be.
- Maybe I’ll eat that granola bar that I thought I was saving for third period.
- The Linden light is green; please move up if you’re making a left so I can pass you.
- Okay there’s a stop sign… But there’s no one coming so….. Yup, just ran that.
- I can’t be late to my first period class anymore; I ran out of lates.
- USE YOUR BLINKER!!
- Please go faster than 5 mph, this is Sampson.
- Arghh! There’s no spots in the lot.
- No way am I parking on Fairview, looks like this empty area in the corner of the lot will do.
- No! They locked the band hallway door. Now I have to walk all the way around to the front.
- I forgot my phone in the car. Great.
- Should I go to the attendance office? No I’m late already if my teacher wants a pass I’ll just have an excuse to miss even more class.
- Great, the door to my classroom is locked. Now I have to knock and interrupt class.
- Everyone is staring at me walking to my desk.. What, have you never been late before?
